Also, I wouldn’t know how flamable a beach towel is.

Valancy Jane – “If it wasn’t for Josh, I would only be able to swear in one language.”

Josh – “Merde! Was I responsible for teaching you that?”

Valancy Jane – “Well, indirectly. Remember when we had those two French kids in the back and we were doing donuts in the parking lot? They were swearing, you were merely translating. And chuckling.”