Monthly Archives: March 2009

One cup of “Magic Joe”


Barista – “How’s your coffee?”

Valancy Jane – “It tastes like glitter and unicorns!”

Barista – “Oh?”

Valancy Jane – “Believe me, I would know.”


My new hero.


Best Buy Kid – “Yes ma’am?”

Valancy Jane – *holds up phone* “Hear this alarm?”

Best Buy Kid – “Yesss ….”

Valancy Jane – “It’s telling me I need to be back at work. Like … right-”

Best Buy Kid – “Right now. I see.”

Valancy Jane – “This camera. Please make it work.”

Four and a half minutes later, I was in my car. And I spent one of those minutes telling his supervisor how awesome the kid was.

Another alternate use for nail polish


My friend was just saying she texts so much that she wore the paint for the numbers off the buttons. And another friend suggested she repaint with symbols.

I think that’s an awesome idea. I’d love it if for at least one person, my number was (cross, Egyptian eye, delta), cave drawing of a bison, cave drawing of a bison, Prince’s symbol, – the letter Q, a no smoking sign, falling rocks ahead and the logo of the rebel alliance from Star Wars.