We’re down to the final four on America’s Next Top Model, so let me tell you how I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel about them.
Marjorie, Marjorie. When you’re good, you’re amazing. When you’re bad, you’re a spiraling neurotic mess, painful to watch. I fear you will be the most talented model to ever lose the competition. That said, this week’s teaser showed you getting drunk and kissing someone. This is exactly the sort of way to keep my love, Marjorie. Getting drunk and molesting a male model is simply the only way to go, darling.
Now go get ’em, kitten.