Anyone else watching this season of So You Think You Can Dance? I have a massive crush on Legacy and as Aurora would say, I’d like to have ten thousand of his babies.
….. women are evolving to become more beautiful over time.
Here, they explain the how and the why.
But I mean, I could have told you that. I don’t know any un-beautiful women. I checked.
So I’ve been looking for just the right iPhone cover.
I didn’t want one of those rubber thingies. You know, the ones that are like a little condom, that you leave on while you use the phone. It’s my experience (and by that I mean by how many times I’ve dropped it) that the iPhone is surprisingly sturdy and scratch resistant.
Well, not that I want it to get all up and personal with my house keys.
Hence my need of a case of some sorts, for while it’s not in my hand, or under my pillow.
What I really want is something I can slip into my purse during the day. Preferably something opens at the skinny end so that I can plug in my headphones. And something that I can slide my debit card into at night, so that it can BE my purse.
So to review, I need sleek, non tacky, preferably with a wrist strap.
I looked all over, like, the ENTIRE internet. The closest I found was something in an etsy shop that was the perfect shape, but in a fabric that barely worked for daytime, and not at all as an evening bag.
And that’s when it hit me.
Isn’t this exactly what women used to need from a cigarette case?
I went straight over to ebay and typed in “vintage cigarette case” and after a page or two, I found it. Admittedly there was a bit of a snag when I realized that the average cigarette is 4 1/4 inches, and my darling iPhone is 4 1/2 inches.
But then she appeared.
She was made to fit on my iPhone. Well, actually she was made to fit a very very very special type of cigarette, called a 100. I dunno what that is, exactly. But if I knew, I’d totally smoke them, I’m so happy for their existence.
As of 2am, barring any other bidders, she is mine. I’ve forgiven her lack of wrist strap because I think I can add one.
New sneakers! Comfy! On sale! Non-ugly!
When I tried them on at the store, I wanted to make sure I could walk backwards and uphill in them without them slipping off. I think the salesgirl thought I was drunk and trying to moonwalk.
Which I wasn’t. But if I was, these would be the perfect shoes for it.