Anyone else watching this season of So You Think You Can Dance? I have a massive crush on Legacy and as Aurora would say, I’d like to have ten thousand of his babies.
For the low, low bargain basement copay price of twenty dollars, I got the full work up, the vajayjay checkup and a boobie rubdown, and a valuable lesson.
I learned that it is not appropriate to ask your (young) (hot) (female) (yes, this is relevant to the story) doctor if, while she’s feeling up your goods, you can take a picture for a male friend and/or financial gain.
Valancy Jane – “Grab a pumpkin, I’m going to get in line.”
Buckman – “Hang on, I just want one with a …. a thing.”
Valancy Jane – “Of course you do. Didn’t we have this conversation years ago?”
Aurora – “Oh hey wifey, that guy was totally checking you out.”
Valancy Jane – “Well duh, I’m standing in the middle of the road, holding my pants in my hands.”
Buckman – “I’ve fucked up a lot of friendships with sex.”
Zia – “I’ve fucked up a lot of sex with friendships.”
Older Gentleman – “Ladies?”
Drea – “Yes?
Valancy Jane – *looks up*
Older Gentlemen – “You ladies would win the award for best dressed ladies in this store.”
Drea – “Oh thank you!”
Valancy Jane – “Is there actually an award?”
Older Gentleman – *shakes head* “My wife won’t let me do that …… anymore.”