Category Archives: kim

A new study suggests that ….

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….. women are evolving to become more beautiful over time.

Here, they explain the how and the why.

Aurora

Miss Kendra

drea

Kim

drea me bethany bug

Sam

Coco (by Coco)

Lacey

Lou (by Lou)

Aurora and Jay

Lola

bug drea

But I mean, I could have told you that.  I don’t know any un-beautiful women.  I checked.

You know what’s sad?

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It’s sad when you’re looking at Somalia’s official government website and think to yourself, “my blog is better designed than this.”

As Kim pointed out, I prolly have a better space program as well.  The president’s email is on the website, I think I’ll email him.

“Dear Sir,

I’m ready to fight, should the war spill over into Southern California.  I have a war budget of like, 20 or 30 dollars, some heavy rocks, and a watch dog.  Keep me posted.

Sincerely, Valancy Jane.”

It’s possible I have too much time on my hands.

Valancy Jane says:
I would send that email, but I’m afraid it would put me on some sort of watch list.
Kim says:
That would be assuming they had a watchlist.
Valancy Jane says:
And I’m flying to SF at the end of the month.
Kim says:
These are people who use Ethiopians as their military allies.
Valancy Jane says:
I don’t need to have to explain this to my little brother why I can’t be at his robotics competition.
Kim says:
That’s like asking the crazy guy in the metro if you can borrow a five.
Valancy Jane says:
But then, considering that he prank calls the Kremlin about once a month, I think he’d understand.
I love that kid so hard.

Obviously a compliment.

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Aurora says:
How’s the deluxe apartment in the sky?!!!

Valancy Jane says:
Loverly!
I have the whole city for a nightlight.

Kim says:
Wow.

Colsy says:
nice!

Rhett says:
Can you unplug the whole city?

Colsy says:
she can flash the whole city

Valancy Jane says:
I can, and did.
A dog immediately started barking.

Random subject change

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Valancy Jane says:
So now that I’m pregnant, I’m peeing, like, all the time.

Rhett says:
Shit. Maybe I’m pregnant.

Valancy Jane says:
So to break up the monotony, I rotate stalls. There are three ladies rooms here, with a total of 8 stalls.
First I start with the large downstairs ladies room, and work left to right down the four stalls.
Then the bathroom in Engineering starting with the small stall, then on to the large one.
Then upstairs, small stall first, large last.
Lather rinse repeat.

Kim says:
Which is the best?

Valancy Jane says:
The second stall in the large downstairs bathroom.

Kim says:
Is it the cleanliness or the fact it’s well-stocked?

Valancy Jane says:
It’s the most interesting.
I think it’s haunted.
Sometimes you here a woman humming to herself but there’s no one there, and sometimes the door closes by itself, really forcefully for no reason.
Sometimes it sticks, and then comes loose all of a sudden, for no reason.

Kim says:
See, that would be my least favourite bathroom.

Valancy Jane says:
But nothing bad happens.

Kim says:
Terror happens!

Valancy Jane says:
The only thing I find scary about it is the idea that I’ll still be peeing in the afterlife.