I wasn’t checking my email just now, or writing a text. I was taking your picture. You caught me, and there’s been plenty of times you haven’t.
I do it because you’re prettier than you think. I do it because I like all your different smiles, not just the one you save for the camera. And I do it because the older I get the faster time seems to go by and whenever I think to myself “where DID the year go?!” …….. it’s easy for me to remember the answer.
I spent it with you.
Valancy Jane: How are you?
just drank a huge pot of coffee. Made it about an hour ago, put it in the fridge, then just poured it over ice and drank it. Like 1/2 gallon
Valancy Jane: That’s how I like my coffee.
Cold and black.
Like my heart.
I like my woman like I like my coffee….
Ground up and in the freezer
(wait, that’s not how it goes)
Valancy Jane: “Banned from Yahoo answers”?
Valancy Jane: I could hug you.
What did you do?
Cody: some 14 year old girl asked what type of job she could do from home and I said to post on craiglist under the erotic services section. But only do incall and wear protection
Valancy Jane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Valancy Jane: I feel the same way I did when one of the kids I work with opened her purse and it was full of candy and a bottle of lighter fluid.
Cody: I have some land in California City that I need to visit/sell
Valancy Jane: But first you need to dig an underground lair?
one lair is enough.
Valancy Jane: That way of thinking has been the downfall of many a Bond villian.
When Cody thanked me for helping him paint the bat cave the other night (not a euphamism), I shrugged and said I like painting, and besides, it keeps me out of trouble. Nothing and no one is safe when I don’t have enough to do.
And suddenly I looked around at the bat cave and realized that maybe THATS the reason behind it, and that maybe he and I aren’t really so different.
Valancy Jane: So guess what?
Cody: tell me
Valancy Jane: I totally beat the top level of sudoku.
Valancy Jane: Go ahead and say it. I’m a god.
I would totally cure cancer, if they’d make it a game on my iPhone.
Cody: Going to go get it and try that Cap’n Crunch frap trick. Can’t believe I rented a car to test a cereal frap at starbucks.
Valancy Jane: I can TOTALLY believe you would do that.