I have to find a new drugstore.

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I bought a birthday card for Aurora.  “For My Wife.”  I also happened to be buying condoms.  First the cashier looked excited ….. then confused.

Once I got outside I remembered I was wearing mouse ears.

The next morning I bought rope, and it was the same cashier, who said, “I guess last night didn’t go as well as you’d hoped?”

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8 responses »

  1. I’m confused– why would you need a new drugstore? Aren’t these the sorts of interactions that make your day? I’m sure you can keep it up.

    Unless, of course, you need to spread the vajanity around, which is completely understandable.

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