Yost: I’m starting to be worried about my genetics. According to these emails, the Yosts have a predisposition to dying in Nigeria.
Valancy Jane: Shame none of them left any large fortunes laying around so that you could be prepared for those medical bills.
Yost: What threw me off the first time is that I DO have an uncle who works for Exxon in the Pacific Rim
I had to call my grandparents
Valancy Jane: Yeah, go call and tell them their son might be dead.
That actually IS a good way to get an inheritance.