Ten Year High School Reunion Pep Talk.

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Ok, VJ, you can do this.  You can go, without making it into some sort of performance art.  You’re not bringing your whole poly-family, or a paid male “escort.”  Or a paid female “escort.”  Go, behave, and don’t make this a forum for your twisted sense of humor.  You will not flash your boobs.  You will not tell your classmates that you are a drug mule.  Despite what your psychiatrist is coming to believe, you CAN behave for short stretches of time.  You can be civilized for one.  short.  evening.  (Especially if there’s a bar and there is, I checked.)

Your true, authentic self is …… probably shocking enough, anyway.

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