I couldn’t SLEEP with my current rate.

Standard

Time – O’Dark-thirty

JJ the iPhone – *rings*

Valancy Jane – “Mmmmmhello.”

Chipper Voice – “I’m calling on behalf of your Mastercard to offer you a new low rate-”

Valancy Jane – “Oh thank God you called!”

Chipper Voice – “Really?”

JJ the iPhone – *click*

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2 responses »

  1. What I love about you, Veaj, is that at 0-dark-thirty, and having just been woken up by the phone, you still came up with what is, in my opinion, a pretty funny line.

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