I really do want world peace.


Coworker – “So the other night at the bar, when we were talking and I just took off?  Sorry, it was just that a few  of our guys were rather drunkenly having words with those guys from Boston and I so I was trying to diffuse it by moving our guys to the other side of the bar.  Didn’t mean to just take off on you, and everything was calm after that so I guess I did the right thing.”

Valancy Jane – “Oh, it’s totally ok.  Once you left, I started making out with one of them.”

Coworker – “Oh.  I see.  And here I thought it was my diplomatic skills.”

Valancy Jane – “We all did our part.”


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