…. what would Karen Walker do?
A quick Google consult, and I always find my answer.
“Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags.”
“Don’t be too chatty, just try to sound like you have big boobs.”
“Honey, if I gave in to every persuasive argument I’d be in some kind of crazy three-way marriage with Maury Povich and Connie Chung!”