Chip – Can I bring you anything?
Valancy Jane – A new head?
Chip – Ahh. The one thing I can’t do. Sorry. Anything else?
Valancy Jane – A pony?
Chip – Do you have someplace to put one?
Valancy Jane – The fire escape!
Chip – LMAO. Do you think it would be happy there?
Valancy Jane – If I braided it’s mane and fed it cracker jacks, then yes.
Chip – I’m not sure about the cracker jacks.
Valancy Jane – I am. I’m sure deep down in my heart.