There are none listed in the yellow pages.

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Valancy Jane – “Twinnie, I swear one of my feet is shrinking  Only one!”

Twinnie – “That’s weird.  If it was both, that wouldn’t be so awful.”

Valancy Jane – “But it’s just one.”

Twinnie – “I think you should see a doctor.  And by that I obviously mean a witch doctor.”

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