Lately I’ve been wondering, what’s the fewest amount of words you could use to end a date. Take someone’s romantic interest and kill it all-the-way dead so that there’s not even the need to decline a second date.
Chip and I came up with “OMG, I love my cat so much, when he gets old, we have a suicide pact.”
And Bethany and I came up with “I’ve already knit my wedding dress.”
Do you have a trusty line, or suggestion?, so