While hauling in the last load of boxes, I met the UPS man in my hallway. He asked if I could take a package for my neighbor and I figured hey what’s one more box and nodded.
A few hours later a young man knocked and asked if I had his package and I handed it to him. It did seem strangly light. He shook it a little with a delighted look and said in a whisper, “It’s potato chips!”
“I’ll let you have some, someday!”
And with that he was gone. Is it too soon to like him?
Side note, he has a door mat that says “woof” on it. A few friends have suggested I get one that reads “meow,” to compliment his. I think “quack” or “neigh” or “moooooooo” would be funnier.