I almost wouldn’t mind.

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Valancy Jane: A facebook quiz just informed me that I will die by velociraptor attack.

Mysterious Coworker: That’s surely the remote end of the actuary tables.

Valancy Jane: But the odds of me dying by something of which the odds are low, are high. Don’t you think?

Mysterious Coworker: Perhaps.
People born in 2005 have a 1 in 952,786 chance of dying of a fireworks discharge.
There’s a greater chance of dying from igniting or melting of nightwear than from dying of a fireworks discharge.

Valancy Jane: Good to know.

Mysterious Coworker: We should regulate melting nightwear.

Valancy Jane: You should only be able to buy it from Indians and Mexicans.

Mysterious Coworker: Yes.

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