Valancy Jane: A facebook quiz just informed me that I will die by velociraptor attack.
Mysterious Coworker: That’s surely the remote end of the actuary tables.
Valancy Jane: But the odds of me dying by something of which the odds are low, are high. Don’t you think?
Mysterious Coworker: Perhaps.
People born in 2005 have a 1 in 952,786 chance of dying of a fireworks discharge.
There’s a greater chance of dying from igniting or melting of nightwear than from dying of a fireworks discharge.
Valancy Jane: Good to know.
Mysterious Coworker: We should regulate melting nightwear.
Valancy Jane: You should only be able to buy it from Indians and Mexicans.
Mysterious Coworker: Yes.