OneSidedDice:Hi Jane, how’re you doing this morning?
ValancyJane:Feeling popular. I’ve been on this site a matter of minutes, and only uploaded a few pictures.
OneSidedDice:Well, that’s what you get for being attractive and female
ValancyJane:Can I finish up and we’ll chat another time maybe?
OneSidedDice:But then I won’t have any company, I’ll be forlorn
ValancyJane:You have the whole rest of the site.
And the world at your fingertips.
OneSidedDice:The world is my keyboard?
ValancyJane:As I said to my dog this morning at the dog park, Go! Shoo. You know, in the nice way.
I thought you were telling me to have a bowel movement
Your version makes more sense
Have a lovely day.
OneSidedDice:I will try, but it may prove impossible without you
Nice getting to talk with you
ValancyJane:I might be more inclined to believe you if I’d written anything on my profile yet.
Scram, kid. ‘Nother time, maybe.
OneSidedDice:More than maybe, I hope
Anyway, even if you haven’t written anything on your profile, you’re still fun to talk with so far
ValancyJane:The future is uncertain, and ain’t that glorious?