The call I hope I never get, for so many reasons.

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Aurora – “Oh, that reminds me.  You’re now my emergency contact at the waxing salon.”

Valancy Jane – “What ….. what’s that call going to be like?”

Twinnie – “GET DOWN HERE NOW, HER VAGINA IS GONE!”

Valancy Jane – “THERE’S BLOOD, IT’S EVERYWHERE!”

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