Valancy Jane: Never too busy for you.
Or at least, rarely.
‘Rez: I just wanted you to know that your nipples are magical.
Valancy Jane: Well that’s true.
But please go on.
‘Rez: They accepted our offer.
The house is ours!!!!
Valancy Jane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You have a house. A pretty house.
‘Rez: Many, many pictures will be published to the Internet relating to this fact.
It’s so pretty!
And it will be SO MUCH FUN to update it!
Valancy Jane: GAWD, you’re such a grownup.
‘Rez: And decorate!
I know! It feels about as serious as accepting to marry doug, actually.
Valancy Jane: When did you and I stop being thirteen?
It’s a facade.
Valancy Jane: nods
We can’t tell a soul, except the internet.