Valancy Jane: Today I’m going to snort a line of coke off a piece of sushi, while skiing.
She Hulas: then you should go on a rollercoaster while drinking a bottle of wine and smoking a cigarette
Valancy Jane: Get my hair dyed while horseback riding.
She Hulas: then have a boxing match
Valancy Jane: With a rabid bear, who throws kitty litter boxes.