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Don’t you dare even suggest it.

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  1. HAHAHA! I love this: “The eighth baby was a surprise to the parents and doctors who had been expecting only seven children.”

    It sounds so very much like, “What? Seven babies? Oh that’s nice.” Like being told that you are having SEVEN babies is no biggie but MAN! that eighth baby, what a shocker that was!

  2. It’s kinda like the girl that thought she had bad indigestion then gave birth in the cab on the way back from the club, right? Ummm… hellooooo?????? how do you NOT know you’re having a baby? Or eight babies for that matter?

    Heck, I remember the last time I was pregnant with sextuplets and the doctor was like, “Congratulations! You’re preggers with five babies!” and I was like, “Nu-uh.. you better check again, doc. The sixth little knob right there? That’s NOT my bladder!”

    And then I woke up screaming.

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