So it was me who entered McGuyver in the Secret Santa gift pool. (His gift hints? Dental floss, a blank cassette tape, and six tennis balls.) I was the one who did that.
And yes, I signed up myself and Sam up for the engineering department potluck to bring, respectively, “da noize” and “da funk.” (Per the instructions on the sign up sheet, we need to bring “enough for six people.” Which should be no problem.) That was also me.
And sure, I wrapping papered Twinnie’s cube, and put the glowing snowman in her desk chair. I can’t exactly deny that THAT was me.
But that’s not proof that I was the one who put those four glowing toy soldiers in the conference room this morning.
You can’t prove anything.