Mysterious Coworker: I get to make a turkey tomorrow.
Should be exciting.
Valancy Jane: I assume you mean “cook,” not “make.”
Mysterious Coworker: 😉
Valancy Jane: Making a turkey would be hard, glueing all those feathers on.
Mysterious Coworker: Therein lies the excitement.
Valancy Jane 
*sings* Eat me!
Great…now I’m going to be searching the Hobby Lobby ads for discounted feathers.
Isn’t that just your usual Friday night? It is mine.
Makes sense. Total sense.
I wonder what he’d going to make the feet out of ….
Papier mache.
i would say paper mache AND pipe cleaners. that way you can even make little curved toes. and the pipe cleaner could maybe make the feet texture.
once again, yes i think about these things.
You two need to come over for a craft day.
Y’all don’t keep a real live turkey in your yard for the feathers when you need them? Come over to my house, I have ALL the shit you’ve never dreamed of.
(Not really. Just boring old markers and construction paper).
heeee…. sounds like something I’d inadvertently say. Like the time I said I peed in the back of the truck. And my cousin was like, “doesn’t the truck stink now?” and I was like? HU? OH noooooo I meant BEHIND the truck.
Yeah.
*laughs*