Mysterious Coworker: I swear my cat levitated out of my arms earlier to avoid going into the cat carrier.
Valancy Jane: I believe you. She’s a cat. She can do that.
Mysterious Coworker: Like, she was in my arms, and then all of a sudden she was on my back.
Valancy Jane: Cats can fly. They just generally can’t be arsed to, and don’t want humans to know it so we don’t try to exploit it.