It explains everything, doesn’t it?


Mysterious Coworker: I swear my cat levitated out of my arms earlier to avoid going into the cat carrier.

Valancy Jane: I believe you.  She’s a cat. She can do that.

Mysterious Coworker: Like, she was in my arms, and then all of a sudden she was on my back.

Valancy Jane: Cats can fly. They just generally can’t be arsed to, and don’t want humans to know it so we don’t try to exploit it.


3 responses »

  1. I believe that. My cat is very good at disappearing, too. Seriously, how could you possibly hide in a house that has six rooms and one corridor? The answer to that question is, if you are a cat, you can hide in an open space.

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