….. you found yesterday’s bruise posts too jarring, (hey, I know it was early) I’ve really classed it up here. I’m wearing undies, and standing in front of a bookcase. You can’t see it from this angle, but I’m also wearing a monocle. Because I’m a lady, bitches.
As you can see, the blue has gone purple and green and begun to fade. The bruise is healing. Thank you all for your kind attention to my boo boo, and you may all resume looking at my face. Which if you’ve forgotten (hey I wouldn’t blame you), looks like this.