“Do you like golf?”

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“Well, that’s a tricky question.  I like walking, I like trees, and grass, and golf carts.  I like afternoons with friends.  I like plaid pants, especially on men.  There’s nothing about it to dislike.  I just can’t bring myself to care one way or another about balls and clubs and aiming.  I can’t be bothered to hurry, or care that my score for a hole is over thirty seven.  So really, I guess I like golf, but golfers, understandably, don’t like me.”

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