So I was thinking….

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….. and you know what would be funny?

If I mailed someone, anonymously, a can of paint, and a note that says, “When the moment comes, you’ll know what to do.”

And then, a year later, send them another note that says, “I’m sure you heard that the peace talks went through, so you don’t need the paint anymore, just wanted to remind you to dispose of it carefully, as it is radioactive.”

Oh shut it.  I’m an ARTIST.  I must express.

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6 responses »

  1. That reminds me of the old joke:

    What do you get when you cross a mafia don and a performance artist?

    You get someone who makes you an offer you can’t understand.

    You still crack me up.

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