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Jonny says:
A complete stranger proposed to me once.

Amberocity! says:
really?
why arent you married?

Jonny says:
Well, sort of.
She actually asked Ross if he thought I’d want to marry her, while I was in the toilet.

Valancy Jane says:
Jonny, I’m not a COMPLETE stranger.

Jonny says:
He said to ask me when I got back.
And she did, and I said, “no thanks”, or words to that effect.
lol VJ

Amberocity! says:
hehehe
jonny you broke that poor girls heart

Valancy Jane says:
*sniffle*

Jonny says:
Ah, she’ll get over it.

Valancy Jane says:
It’s bad enough that you said no, but now you insist on telling the story.

Amberocity! says:
it takes a lot to ask the man you love best friend to ask the man you love to marry you

Jonny says:
VJ, you were a complete stranger that time when you banged on my door at 3 in the morning, stark naked.
You know, the night we met.
And you asked to marry me.

Amberocity! says:
did you get pictures jonny?
please say yes

Jonny says:
I only said no because I was having sex with two other women at the time.

Amberocity! says:
hehee

Valancy Jane says:
I see.

Jonny says:
You know, as I was answering the door.

Amberocity! says:
rosy palm and her five sisters

Valancy Jane says:
I can see how that would be disrespectful to them.

Jonny says:
On the other hand, as I recall they couldn’t speak english.
either that I just wasn’t listening.

Amberocity! says:
the other hand couldnt speak english?

Jonny says:
Don’t be silly now. I’m telling a sensible and completely plausible story.

Amberocity! says:
hehehe
this from a man who said “toilet gremlins” today

Jonny says:
And that a gazelle climbed out of the freezer and disposessed my house.
which is how I became the Belgian ambassador to weightwatchers.

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7 responses »

  1. The part I love about this is that I’m not adding anything useful to the conversation, just kinda egging everyone on. Like, I’m the annoying younger sister.

  2. Amber – I see. But I was born in international waters, does that make a difference?

    Twink (nmptorthiaw) – Twink, our first marriage was while we were still strangers, and that worked out ok, right?

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