One thing I’ve done right.

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*organist plays a lilting waltz in the twilight*

Lou – “Pssst.  VJ.”

Valancy Jane – “Hmmm?”

Lou – “Now’s the perfect time to go streaking, I think.”

Valancy Jane – “Oh Lou.  We’re really raised you right, haven’t we?”

Lou – “Everyone is assembled but the movie hasn’t started, it’s not too cold ….”

Valancy Jane – *presses her hands to her heart*  “I think I’m going to cry.”

*whisper from down the row*  “Anybody have matches?”

Lou – *reaches for her purse*  “I have a can of lighter fluid …..”

Valancy Jane – *faklempt*

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