“Inconclusive.”

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Ok.  They didn’t unveil a tap dancing bigfoot, or announce the launch of their new line of teacup bigfoots, available in blond, brunette or readhead.  So obviously, my hopes are dashed. 

But lets look at the bright side.  There’s still a chance that I’ll get to be the one that discovers Bigfoot and gets piggy back rides and makes tons of money on the book deal. 

Also, at the end of today, after all has been said and done, everyone gets to believe exactly what they did at the beginning of the day, and so Bigfoot’s record of staying the hell out of our human drama goes on unblemished.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I going out to the woods and attempting to convince the bigfoots that we’re not really so bad.  I’ll let them play with my iPhone, that should do it.

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