Things to do in Big Bear, CA.

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New Kid in Marketing – “Know of anything fun to do in Big Bear?”

Valancy Jane – “Yeah, spent a lot of time up there as a kid.  Let’s see.  Alpine Slide.  Wear long pants and a long sleeve shirt, and still plan to lose a little skin.  Worth it though.  Kayaks on the lake are great …. and sex and drinking are always fun.”

NKiM – *nods*

Valancy Jane – “I suggest having sex BEFORE Alpine Slide. Otherwise you run the risk of hearing “Ooooo, owwwwwwwww, you’re on my friction burn!”

NKiM – “That IS true. I’ll keep that in mind.”

Valancy Jane – “I’m so helpful.”

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