I get to play this fun little game with the grocery store clerks, called Bet You Don’t Know the Code to Ring Up This Obscure Vegetable. When I bought dandylion greens on Sat, she accused me of having brought them into the store just to confuse her. Which of course I didn’t, but that’s an awesome idea.
Also, nobody steals my lunch from the breakroom fridge. They should, but thankfully they don’t know that.