The only way to make cookies even better.

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Coworker I – “Whatcha got there?”

Valancy Jane – “Are you eyeballing my cookies?”

Coworker I – “Yes.”

Valancy Jane – “Well, go ahead, but keep in mind that Sam made them for me, so there’s about a seventy percent chance they’re roofied.”

Coworker I – “Uh …..”

Valancy Jane – “I know, right?  AWESOME.”  *takes a bite*

Coworker I – “I’ll pass.”

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