After I got home ….


…. it occurred to me that toothpaste with purple dye and glitter in it might not be be as whitening as I would hope.


8 responses »

  1. Please don’t discount the sparkle factor of glitter in the toothpaste. Glitter sparkle will not only whiten your teeth, but truly make your smile sparkle!

  2. Your teeth would look like they just got back from a strip club. Then their wife teeth would be all like, “Why you all fullah glittah, yo? Yous been up at the titti bars again, aint yah? You bastard.”

    then then fight,

    make up,

    then umm… you know..

    have make up sex.

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