For a true story in which people DIE and children are ORPHANED ….

Standard

………… it’s surprisingly hilarious.

Ted, a millionaire in the midst of a divorce (from a woman named Generosa) (I am not making this up) is found dead in his East Hamptom home.  Hilarity ensues. 

“She told him not to talk ’cause, you know, I mean, you know how Danny talks.”

Read the whole thing.  It just gets better and better.  Only Dateline could take a story this cheesy and make it cheesier. 

I hope when I die, it’s this funny.

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2 responses »

  1. “Danny had no problem with that. He’d signed on for the express ride to the uptown life.”

    Did I seriously just read that line in a news story?

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