Ted, a millionaire in the midst of a divorce (from a woman named Generosa) (I am not making this up) is found dead in his East Hamptom home. Hilarity ensues.
“She told him not to talk ’cause, you know, I mean, you know how Danny talks.”
Read the whole thing. It just gets better and better. Only Dateline could take a story this cheesy and make it cheesier.
I hope when I die, it’s this funny.