Did you have to pay him extra, for that thing he did with his toes?

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Ikey says:
Have i told you today how much i love you?

Valancy Jane says:
Not today.
But I got the hooker-gram you sent last night.

Colsy says:
Did you get the condom-gram i sent you?

Valancy Jane says:
Yes, thank god.
JUST IN TIME.

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