The bridesmaid dress I wear on laundry day.


Valancy Jane: It’s a cute enough dress, but was not intended for girls with boobs.
Hangs like a sack on me.

ZJ: So why keep it?

Valancy Jane: To golf in, actually.

ZJ: You don’t golf.

Valancy Jane: True story – The wedding was at a country club. Me and two of the other bridesmaids are at the wedding site, about a half hour before it starts, in matching dress, holding bouquets. Some guy asked us if we were there for a wedding, or to golf.

ZJ: Maybe he was kidding around.

Valancy Jane: Anyway, the girls and I decided to wear our dresses golfing sometime, so that we could say “to golf” and actually mean it, the next time.


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