My moment of triumph over the loft bed was short lived, quickly replaced by the realization that I own no twin sized bedding.
So I’ve been online shopping.
And it occured to me that I don’t live with a boy. I won’t be bringing boys home to it. It’s a twin sized loft bed, and my boyfriend (always wait so long to confirm a rumor that by then nobody cares) lives far away, and so the odds of me ever having sex on this particular bed are pretty slim.
So I can totally girl-out here. I don’t have to consider masculine tastes here at all. Not that I mind that much, but it’s just that I haven’t been in this position since like, I was teenager, and I may never be again.
My friends have been helping me shop, and I think I owe them a collective apology for not having mentioned before they began that when it comes to bedding, all that taste I don’t have in clothes comes out and turns me into a snotty bitch. I turned up my nose at pretty much everything.
I’ve pretty much always been that way. At the age of eight, my bed resembled that of a thirty year old woman. I’m picky.
Can you help? Suggestions? Links? Oh, also, I’m being a total Jew about the price too.
Also, this has been surprisingly controversial.