Jordan says:
I’m going to murder [ex-boyfriend]
Valancy Jane says:
Well, take a sweater.
Might get cold.
Jordan says:
Good idea
I can smother him with it
Valancy Jane says:
Good plan. Eco-friendly.
Recycling.
Jordan says:
Yep
Now I’m actually thinking about this.. If I were to kill him while wearing his clothes, I could put them on him and dump him in a lake and there’d be no trace of me
Maybe even dump him in a river leading to the ocean
Valancy Jane says:
Jordan. *stern look*
That’s POLLUTING.
LITTERING.
You could get FINED.
Jordan says:
He’ll get pulled out
Or eaten
Valancy Jane says:
Well, if the fish eat him, I suppose that’s ok.
jordan says:
I’m giving the scum of the earth back to the earth
I’ll put worms in his pockets to entice the fishies
Valancy Jane says:
Don’t forget the sweater though.
