Valancy Jane


What to do when your bat cave is done?
May 4, 2008, 11:33 am
Filed under: actual conversations, cody, foooooooooood

Cody: Going to go get it and try that Cap’n Crunch frap trick.  Can’t believe I rented a car to test a cereal frap at starbucks.

Valancy Jane: I can TOTALLY believe you would do that.



So then I said ….
April 29, 2008, 10:20 pm
Filed under: cody, oooooolala, quotes

…..”boobs make everything in life easier.  Well, except for breaking and entering through small windows.”



Note to self
April 28, 2008, 9:24 pm
Filed under: can't take me anywhere, cody

When you’re walking home at night past a car dealership and the security guy sees you, and the hunk of broken cement in your hand, saying, “Oh, don’t worry, it’s just a souvenier from the bat cavewon’t set his mind at rest.



Please tell me pirating has become an intermural sport.
April 22, 2008, 11:06 pm
Filed under: cody

It was very noisy in that bar.

And the whole time my boss and Cody were talking about weights for diving, while they were weighing (pun o’ meter score?) the pros and cons of renting or bringing your own, I didn’t hear “weights,” I heard “legs.”

And so I was very confused about what sport they were talking about, but I really wanted to join.



I can’t tell you his answer.
April 1, 2008, 6:59 pm
Filed under: actual conversations, can't make this shit up, cody

Cody - “I wanna show you my cave.” *opens a door with stairs leading down*

Valancy Jane - “Oh. You weren’t kidding.”

Cody - “This way.”

Valancy Jane - “I’m scared.”

Cody - *turns on the lights* I’ve been hauling the dirt out through here, and I’m going to put up a wall here.”

Valancy Jane - “Cody?”

Cody - “Yes?”

Valancy Jane - “I’m going to ask you a question, and I need you to answer it honestly.”

Cody - “Ok.”

Valancy Jane - “Are you Batman?”