hello pigeons
About this site – This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother.
Only about 1% of what you read here is an exaggeration, but it’s probably not the parts you think are.
About me – I’m the luckiest girl in the world. I don’t know why, but somehow I am. I can tie a mean bow, find the perfect name for any animal, and eat an avocado faster than anyone you’ve seen.
You can buy my merchandise here. I can be emailed at valancyjane@gmail.com, myspaced at www.myspace.com/valancyjane and facebooked if you know my real name.
You can also get a message to me by whispering it to a butterfly. They fly through my neighborhood twice a year on their migration. Not very efficient, but a bit more romantic.
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Tell me I'm pretty, dammit!
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*cries* Such a tragedy! Yet…Corky Romano? Hmmm…. I picture you more as a Traci Ulman sort of girl. But, your new blog already looks very pretty!
dont know about the advocado thingy im one of the fastest in the north now that ive figured out how to swalow the stone
my dog brodie is faster than me can send picture if u dont belive
was fun meeting u on the plane usually i sit next to really boring 250 lb people who put there earphones on and elbow jab u
im sure everyone was listening to u and having a good laugh
the drunk naked scottish guy from the plane
ps hope u had a fun holiday miss jane
Iain! So happy you stopped by!
I MUST see pictures of this avocado trick.
MUST.
Every time I read this, I want an avocado, tied in a bow. Never fails.
I’ll see what I can do.
Just randomly clicked by. You are a riot! – st.oki
I have visited your site 756-times
Really?
Tell us more about yourself.
I have visited your site 374-times
So the dashing avocado eating, that is not a piece of the 1% exaggeration? I bet I can eat a mango faster than you!
You might win the mango competition against me, but not against my rabbit.
I just recently came across your site. I’m a friend of John-Mark Cullen and his wife, Megan. He had a link on his blog to your website and…well, here I am!
I really enjoy it!
Arty, I’m delighted to have you here.
So moved, so touched. Such virtue I have not seen before in a women. I am truly blessed to know you and to be part of this experience. I can’t wait to wear my ValancyJane Polo Shirt to work. Then, everyone will know the truth about M.H.I.M. and how awesome he is. Spread the word sister… HALLELUJAH!
Seriously? OMG, see, this is why you’re my favorite!!!!!!!!!
Cool blog. I’ll visit on the regular.
Oh yea, please help my friends and I settle our differences once and for all at:
http://thetossup.wordpress.com/
I’d really appreciate it.
Welcome, Kevin.
Added you into my blogroll at http://froggacuda.wordpress.com — looking forward to keeping track of your latest adventures, especially now that you’re fooding for two. Bring on the avocados! Add some baby wear to the merch!
Love to have you along for the ride!
I have visited your site 87988328579349 times. And that’s only today.
Glad to have you back!
eesponsive haikus
unabashed poetic cheats
e.e. cummings sucks
typos everywhere
I’m unapologetic
I want a slurpee
Hahahahahaha!