Bedside manners « Valancy Jane

Bedside manners

04Nov09

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For the low, low bargain basement copay price of twenty dollars, I got the full work up, the vajayjay checkup and a boobie rubdown, and a valuable lesson.

I learned that it is not appropriate to ask your (young) (hot) (female) (yes, this is relevant to the story) doctor if, while she’s feeling up your goods, you can take a picture for a male friend and/or financial gain.

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1 Hank on November 5, 2009 said:

Uh, Veaj? Rings. Third finger left hand. You have something you want to share?

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- 2 ValancyJane on November 6, 2009 said:
  
  Merely that I like rings.
  
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  - 3 Hank on November 6, 2009 said:
    
    You never know with you. Yesterday could have been your own balloon ride.
4 thruhike98 on November 5, 2009 said:

Oh… naw you didunt go there.

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- 5 ValancyJane on November 6, 2009 said:
  
  Don’t act shocked.
  
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6 calamityjill on November 6, 2009 said:

Me thinks you had the same doctor I had a few months ago.
Luckyyy.

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- 7 ValancyJane on November 9, 2009 said:
  
  I know, right?
  
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8 thruhike98 on November 6, 2009 said:

What’s a guy gotta do to get an appointment with this Dr.?

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- 9 ValancyJane on November 9, 2009 said:
  
  Have healthcare, I suppose. Making you one of the lucky ones, in more than one way.
  
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10 VictorRiley on November 11, 2009 said:

So are you saying you DIDN’T get that picture?

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11 ValancyJane on November 9, 2009 said:

Touche.

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