Archive for October, 2009
Honor amoung thieves.
Valancy
I’m going to the Boo Ball tonight, you?
Jay
omg I think I’m the only one who’s not
Valancy
You should come!
Jay
well its sold out we’d have to CL our tickets
or look for a scalper ha
Valancy
Or kill someone with tickets.
Not me, of course.
Jay
HA
well…just tell me where you keep them and there will be no killing
Valancy
That’s sweet of you.
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He then checks the box for “no.”
Every time I meet with my psychiatrist, he asks me, “Any thoughts of suicide?”
I never exactly know how to respond, because laughing seems inappropriate. He HAS to ask me that. And I’m grateful for him, and grateful that whatever my kinks might be, I’m not bent in that particular fashion.
Sometimes I want to respond that [...]
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As some of you might know, my actual birthday falls on December 23rd, which is a ridiculous time of year to have a birthday. (You heard me, Jesus.) So I’ve done the sensible thing and rescheduled. This year it fell on Sept 25th. What day it falls on is subject entirely to my whim.
As you [...]
Filed under: Bethany, Jesse, Posh Bucksaw, aurora, autobio, beach, bikes, ms Jay, san diego, summer of buckman | 8 Comments
We’re all agreed.
Angelica – “Aw, it was so good to see you.”
Valancy Jane – “No, it’s so good to see YOU. You’re the best.”
Angelica – “No YOU’RE the best.”
Valancy Jane – “No, YOU.”
Angelica – “No, YOU.”
Valancy Jane – “Actually, I think Aurora is the best.”
Angelica – “Oh totally.”
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Some People Have Real Hobbies.
I put wigs on my roommate.
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Yost sent me presents.
*knock, knock*
Valancy Jane – *gets up*
Buckman – “Go away, we hate you!”
Valancy Jane – *opens the door* “Oh. You’re not Aurora. Whoops.”
Postman – “Uh, are you Thelo, uh, Thelove ………… hm. Oh. I see. The lovely Vala …. Valac …….”
Valancy Jane – “Yes. Thelove LyValac. That’s me.”
Postman – *blink, blink*
Valancy Jane – “It’s Prussian.”
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Spell check is always right.
After it corrected “Josh Buckman” to “Posh Bucksaw,” I realized that it was right. That IS his name, now.
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I still love my closet.
Red and black print dress from Amber.
Tights from Target, six dollars.
Sweater from Target, ten dollars.
Skinny belt, gift with purchase.
Red heels from the $5.99 store, and necklace as well, for $1.99.
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Red!
I bought a wig and hair dye in the same day.
I prolly just made the Bank Robbers Watch List.
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