Archive for August, 2009
Or so the song goes.
Buckman talked me into this top. And then sympathized with me when the date I wore it on went badly.
(Would you ask for a blow job and anal and no condom and then top it all off by informing your date you never go down on women? I mean [...]
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Ok, what color?
Zia – “I need a blindfold…..”
Valancy Jane – “…. and you thought of me?”
Zia – “Yes.”
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I’ll update with details soon, including to whom this wedding was a surprise. Hint, it wasn’t me and it was someone in the pictures below.
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Busy. Doing stuff.
Tomorrow’s gonna be an interesting day. It will include sugar and rope and wardrobe quick changes and paperwork and a guy named Crazy Ray and it will be hosted several hundred feet off the ground.
Before you remind me to bring my camera, remember who you’re talking to. The girl that took a few minutes out [...]
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6:49AM in ValancyJaneLand.
Dulce wants love and it’s already 86 degrees outside? Typical.
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Nurse – “Thank you for calling the nurse line. Can we help you find a doctor today?”
Valancy Jane – “Yes, thank you.”
Nurse – “Would you prefer a male or female doctor?”
Valancy Jane – “Seems like everyone wants a female doctor these days, and they’re booked up. I want a doctor I can see fairly quickly, [...]
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Scarf tied at my sister’s suggestion, earrings made by Colsy, shirt a gift from Sam. And it feels so me.
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So then Ms. Jay said ….
….. “He text me last night..something about poker and he was hustling and I got the feeling he was in the mob and our date would end in an arrest.
Meaning I’m so going.”
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When I look at pictures ….
…. I often get the feeling my life is an ad campaign for something, I just haven’t figured out what I’m selling yet.
Sometimes I think it’s headbands, or sex. Sometimes I think it’s love, or vegetarianism, or vanity, or bravery, or bohemianism. Sometimes I think it’s a new religion and sometimes I think it’s things [...]
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….. when you are wearing Giant Hair Bow.
When I wear it, I feel small in comparison, in the good way. When I wear it, I feel childish by comparison, in the good way.
Giant Hair Bow is a state of mind.
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Tell me I'm pretty, dammit!
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