Archive for March, 2009
One cup of “Magic Joe”
Barista – “How’s your coffee?”
Valancy Jane – “It tastes like glitter and unicorns!”
Barista – “Oh?”
Valancy Jane – “Believe me, I would know.”
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So then Zia said …
… “First it was all about sex. Then for awhile it was all about Scrabble. And sex. And then it got serious.”
Filed under: Zia, oooooolala, quotes | 8 Comments
Wondering.
How much trouble do you think I’d get in if I had instead labeled these “Semen,” “Jack Daniels,” “jello (LIME)” and “to be used only in case of emergency!!!” ?
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My new hero.
Best Buy Kid – “Yes ma’am?”
Valancy Jane – *holds up phone* “Hear this alarm?”
Best Buy Kid – “Yesss ….”
Valancy Jane – “It’s telling me I need to be back at work. Like … right-”
Best Buy Kid – “Right now. I see.”
Valancy Jane – “This camera. Please make it work.”
Four and a [...]
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So then Lola said …
“I remember in jr high, people used to think i was a snob and i was just really shy. Now, I am just a snob, and people think I am shy. HA!”
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Rhett says:
When do you return? WHEN SHALL MY HEART BEAT AGAIN?
Valancy Jane says:
Monday night.
Rhett says:
I don’t know if I can make it that long without you.
Valancy Jane says:
Text.
Rhett says:
Thank god.
Valancy Jane says:
Homing pigeons.
The beating of our hearts as one.
Filed under: Lele, Little Nick, Rose, Zia, actual conversations, rant | 2 Comments
My friend was just saying she texts so much that she wore the paint for the numbers off the buttons. And another friend suggested she repaint with symbols.
I think that’s an awesome idea. I’d love it if for at least one person, my number was (cross, Egyptian eye, delta), cave drawing of a bison, [...]
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Lola’s having one of those days.
“My suggestion? Get some vegetable based dyes and borrow someone’s cat.”
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“What I get.”
OneSidedDice:Hi Jane, how’re you doing this morning?
ValancyJane:Feeling popular. I’ve been on this site a matter of minutes, and only uploaded a few pictures.
OneSidedDice:Well, that’s what you get for being attractive and female
ValancyJane:Can I finish up and we’ll chat another time maybe?
OneSidedDice:But then I won’t have any company, I’ll be forlorn
ValancyJane:You have the whole rest of [...]
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