Chocolate Shop Jesse – “Oh hey you!” *stands up to hug*
Valancy Jane – “Make me some coffee, bitch.”
Chocolate Shop Jesse- “Suck my dick!”
Valancy Jane – “COFFEE. FIRST.”
Chocolate Shop Jesse – “Oh hey you!” *stands up to hug*
Valancy Jane – “Make me some coffee, bitch.”
Chocolate Shop Jesse- “Suck my dick!”
Valancy Jane – “COFFEE. FIRST.”
Priorities. Coffee before dick, every time.
You understand.
Hmmm….. actually.. that’s a very tough choice. What type of coffee are we talking about here?
I suck better after coffee.
The fact that there is even a discussion about which comes first, coffee or dick, is just one more reason why I call the Internets my hot sexy lovah!
We love you too. Collectively. We took a vote.
hrm. i say coffee before dick. unless we’re talking about morning sex, in which case, having coffee first is just criminal. why go all the way to the kitchen when you have a naked man willing and ready right next to you?
Now, I agree with that, absolutely. But I’d gotten up, dressed, brushed my hair and teeth, and walked two blocks by this point.
HELENA…. you’re the only that sees my conundrum. *HUGS*
I agree with you both, I never waste a chance for morning sex, I’m just saying this wasn’t a morning sex situtation.
But never at the same time because that would burn.
And we’re very, very anti-burn.
True about the situation not being first thing in the morning.
Question: do you know this coffee person personally or did you get to know him through the coffee shop? Just curious seeing as you have a talent of making immediate best friends no matter where you go. OR where you aren’t (as an example of this one is Sam, your work temp who covered for you while you were on vacation…. you came back and immediately became buddies)
AMBER! Coffee COMES first? Aaaaaaaaaaa! I didn’t even think of that.
Huh?
Coffee comes, dick comes, but coffee comes first.
Ahem.
Ok.