Archive for October, 2008


Can’t hide.

31Oct08

Maria the Shuttle Bus Driver – “Ok, now I have two witches on my bus.”
Valancy Jane – “I hate to blow anyone’s cover, but you actually have three.  Somebody’s just not in uniform.”


… I’m going to treat this with sea air and coffee and a nap in the sun, on my front porch swing.
And all my friends with their favorite home remedy, I wonder if they know that THEY are my remedy.


Feed a cold, drink a fever?


I can handle any other kind of pain or sickness like a champ, but along comes a fever and suddenly I can’t shut up about how my eyeballs are like bits of potato stewing in the crock pot of my skull.  When my boss agreed to let me take the next couple of days off, so it didn’t spread, I’m [...]


… and then there’s flaunting their perfection into the no-doubt dazzled eyes of the internet. 
I hope I do both equally well.


CHECK OUT THIS short “CALL OUT” WRITTEN BY A REPRESENTATIVE OF WWW. THECALL. COM
California sits within a fog of Jezebel confusion. Recently the Supreme Court of California disregarded the votes of the people and legalized homosexual marriage. The entire world listened attentively as the mayor of San Francisco boasted, “As California goes, so goes the [...]


I could not be more proud of my beautiful, beautiful sister.


… when your littlest brother saves his M&M’s for you.