As we entered the zoo, an employee with a camera asked if we’d like a few pictures. Yes, I said, of course, because I’m such an attention whore. He gestured to some bushes as a backdrop, I pretended to misunderstand and climbed in them. He rolled with it. He took a picture, then said, “For this next one, stick your arms out. Yeah. Ok now for this one, put your palm out, yeah, like this, and then look scared. Good! We’re gonna add some fun stuff to the picture for you. You’ll see. Here are your tickets, you can buy the pictures online.”
He lied to us.
He didn’t photoshop in anything. We just look like dorks.
AWESOME.
The website allows me to order these as greeting cards. I don’t want to ruin any Christmas surprises here, so …………… Yeah.



You may have too much free time on your hands.
*laughs* That’s been suggested before.